May 2012
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Can someone tell me why Trash Talk uses an upside down “peace sign” on all of their propaganda? I’m curious if anyone’s ever read an interview or something where they actually stated a clear reasoning behind it other than it just being generally badass.
May 2nd
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April 2012
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 20th
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Anonymous asked: tour?
Apr 19th
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite part of the tour you've been on so far?
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Anonymous asked: what's the tour you were on? slash what cities are they playing in canada?
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
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I kind of really want to unfollow everyone and start fresh, but I don’t know how I would find all my friends or any cool people again.  Tumblr really needs some friend-finding integrations.  
Apr 11th
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So, I'm in New York City.
I came here for a three day break.  The tour that I’m working on went to Canada last night, and my passport is disappeared somewhere in one of the twenty different places I’ve lived in the last year or two.  So, I decided to come stay with a friend for the three days until they come back, and then I’m meeting them here for the show Friday.  Good idea, right? Wrong.  People are...
Apr 11th
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Anonymous asked: Lent is over. Comeeee back!
Apr 11th
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February 2012
I'm gone until April 5th
I won’t be on here for the next 40 days.  I feel like its taking up a considerable portion of my life and I don’t see anything beneficial coming from that.  I’d love to still hear from you though.  Feel free to email me hellokansas@gmail.com or text/call if you have my number.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Kansas: Both of these girls are the same kind of girl. Give me a girl who owns a d20 or a couple level 85s and I'll get excited.
Feb 21st
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Feb 17th
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I successfully just proved that you can in fact...
Always happy to tackle the more difficult questions in life guys.
Feb 17th
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seafoamgreenx asked: There's no changing Matt's hate for cats, guys. It's deep-rooted and long-lasting. In 2007 he bleached a skunk streak down my black cat and I cried. He don't give a fuck.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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tempus-edax replied to your post: TODAY RULES! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! you have a lady? good for you :) Nope.  I’ll be spending the day delivering other people’s Valentine’s Day gifts.  Its the feel good job of the century.  I’m giving 300 Valentine’s to people I don’t know that I didn’t have to pay for!
Feb 14th
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TODAY RULES! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
QUIT ALL YOUR BITCHING!  Happy Valentine’s Day!  I hope you have someone you love or even someone you’re just gonna have a good time with to enjoy it with.  IF YOU DON’T then I hope that you can quit being selfish for 24 hours, keep your whiney mouth shut, and let someone else enjoy something.  It doesn’t all have to be about you all the damn time.
Feb 14th
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chelseasomer replied to your post: im gonna unfollow you because you are being such a dick disliking cats. have one first, see how much love they can give, and then make your own conclusion based on your experience, but DONT JUDGE such a lovely animal, they dont deserve it. omg you dont like cats excuse me while i go cry about it because it really is my business and should totally bother me...
Feb 14th
me-owth asked: what has led you down the path of cat hatred? Their faces are cute :<
Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: im gonna unfollow you because you are being such a dick disliking cats. have one first, see how much love they can give, and then make your own conclusion based on your experience, but DONT JUDGE such a lovely animal, they dont deserve it.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU BRO CATS ARE AWESOME.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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meganpicturetaker asked: If you die, a dog will sit there and starve. A cat? A cat will EAT you!
Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: lol yes having a pet causes troubles in relationships and your whole lifestyle, right? are you fucking retarded? where did you get this offensive "research" from? I am a guy with 2 cats. I don't spend most of my time indoors; infact, i'm a traveler. cats are easy to care for because they aren't needy. you can't leave a dog home for the weekend. not only that,...
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: You get a Ron Swanson tattoo, you'll be my new hero.
Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: you write really good? but seriously finding a correlations between having cats and being single? are you serious?
Feb 14th
neverbea asked: Welp, my cat is actually more affectionate than most dogs I've owned and has never shredded a paper or urinated anywhere other than in his litterbox. Maybe he's not actually a cat?
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Are your cat's keeping you single?
As young women leave the family home and strike off on their own, it’s only natural that they seek out small domestic comforts. In college or else when they move to the big city to try out a career, there is a longing for companionship. Cat ownership is the gauze that often fills that void. Felines appear reliable and easy to maintain. They never leave the home and girls, so anxious for a...
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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lyonsbrandon asked: Where's that piece you wrote a while back on why cats are the single most reason for Christian woman staying single? I wanna read that shit.
Feb 14th
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jennadarlinggg asked: If given the chance I actually would attempt to cuddle with a bear :P
Feb 14th
jennadarlinggg asked: You seem super nice. Just putting that out there... :)
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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