June 2009
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Go to Taco Bell, and bring me 4 Cheese Roll-Ups. GO! GO! GO! GO!
Nice twitter bubble, MTV. Real classy.
Tired of waiting around for people. Can’t wait to move.
May 2009
I’ve been sitting on the computer all day, enjoying my sunday, and I don’t forsee this changing anytime soon.
I’m awake! Good morning! How are you?! Smile! Life is good!
UP! was hilarious! When I’m a grumpy old man, I’m totally gonna fight other old people!
Seeing UP! with my little brother! I can’t wait to be a grumpy old man!
Nothing like waking up to Rootbeer Floats and Chili Dogs. Its gonna be a good day.
I try not to let the day end without solving my problems, and you’re making that extremely hard to do.
Its true. I’m really just that stupid. Completely oblivious. =P
Out with the fellas. Text me or come hang out!
Whats everyone up to tonight? Lets do something dangerous.
“Mixing the church and state is like mixing ice cream and cow manure. It may not do much to the manure, but it sure messes up the ice cream”
Just earned 500 points…wait…make that 1000…
So I have really bad road rage…that road rage also applies to driving my cart in the grocery store. I almost just murked an old lady.
Somebody talk to me. Today’s really starting to blow!
Good Morning! How was everyone’s night?
Apparently its GIVE A HATER A HUG Day? Haha, Gnarly.
I was just forced to be excited on the phone. I think I did a pretty amazing job. I said awesome a whole lot.
I’m on the edge of my seat, with my phone sitting on the table in front of me, ready to pounce as soon as @toriilaurannexo calls me back!
I’m live @ http://www.stickam.com/kungfumaster Come hang out!
Root Beer Floats are the best things ever created, right next to Air Conditioning.
Just found a flight from Florida to Michigan, round trip, the week after next for 275, noice.
I’M AWAKE!!! No matter how much I’d rather still be asleep. Hello world. How was your night?
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. =]
Sweet. Wandering the streets of Cinci, hopelessly lost. No big deal. Gonna sleep in the park.
The “fan” things on facebook get more annoying every day.
Ugh, I hate being awake this early. Indianapolis today with my mom.
Somebody text me. I’m gonna watch a movie. How was your night?
Sweet. Shower and Hot water heater are both broken. 5 days without a shower now. Sweet.
Gonna go mow my lawn. Whats everyone up to today? What the heck is “Towel Day”???
I’m wide awake. Its morning! =]
Newport in Columbus all day. =P
I really hate @kndrsaysrad
I noticed you, noticing me, and I just want to put you on notice, that I noticed you too.
Your name must be Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be!
Hey, I’m the Burger king… can you be my Dairy Queen?
“You dropped something!”.. “What?”.. “My jaw”
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
Yes I’m real and No you’re not dreaming.
Are you a parking ticket?cuz you’ve got fine written all over you
Alright, I’m done. GOOD MORNING! =]
Damn girl that outfit look like a piece of “GOOD GOD!!” wrapped up in some “Have Mercy” with a side of “Mmmmm”
Is tyour father a theif? Or did someone else steal stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?
If you hold eleven roses & look in the mirror, you’ll be looking at twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
Another pathetic friday night
Good news! My insurance is going to cover all my junk being stolen!
Just climbed up and acrossed a 105 foot bridge!
Someone Skype with me tonight.
I didn’t know it was still cool to talk crap about people indirectly over the internet, whoops.
