Walking around Walmart while they change my oil. Just saw a kid in a Slipknot shirt with piss green hair singing & dancing to Hannah Montana
If you speak french, IM me on AIM right now. helloxkansas
GARTH IS COMING HHHOOOMMMEEE!!!
Is it legal to have my corpse set on fire and floated out into the sea like the vikings used to do?
Its funny that the guy who wears girl pants because he apparently “can’t find any regular pants” now owns multple pairs or girl pants…
Driving @LeviBenton to the airport then gettin my oil changed.
wow, people get rude so quickly lately.
Someone give me something to do tonight or I’m sittin at home playing World Of Warcraft until 6 in the morning.
It is 6:52 AM and I am just now getting home from the club. Tonight ruled so hard. Only 7 days to go…
You know…if a girl would pick talking to some “internet boyfriend” over spending time with you, whats that say about you, buddy?
http://twitpic.com/iywbj - I’ve got more ice than Antarctica
So many politicians…
Stephanie wants to know why I’m only nice to her when people aren’t around. I told her it was because I was embarassed to be her friend.
Masque tonight. Who’s goin?
“Who’s that?” “Oh! Don’t worry. Its just Leonard Nemoy”
Installing a new garbage disposal. Oh, the many joys in my life.
I think I’ve got swine flu.
Time to take a vote. Should I start playing Farmland?
I wanna start eating at The Spot regularly. Who wants to go eat with me at The Spot?
I need new music. Suggest something. Empasis on the NEW!
RT @cortneydavis: I already need a new room mate. Anyone in columbus interested?
Is it wrong that I get super annoyed when people add my friends that they would have no way of knowing? Stop lurking my life!
Oh wow. Bitties have invaded the Brotel. Kill me please.
Note to people who build buildings and houses: Don’t put air conditioning vents directly above the toilet. Cold toilets are very uncomfo …
Just got done saving @kndrsaysrad’s life. Now for a man-date with my main squeeze, @rattlestank.
Totally gonna download all the final fantasy games and beat them before the new one comes out in 2010. =P
Off to rescue @kndrsaysrad with @rattlestank. Woohoo for 3 hours of sleep.
I am THE Champ!
I smell really bad right now.
Movie night with @rattlestank and @mikekaneneedsatwitter. Come join us. Someone sponsor Sean for man-night. He needs 13 bucks.
Just got a potential job offer. Everyone cross your fingers/say a prayer/send good thoughts my way.
At club masque with the crew. =P
I’M SO STOKED ON LIFE RIGHT NOW!!!
Sooooooooooo tired! Someone come fill out this paperwork so I can go back to sleep. I’d love you forever.
awww, look at all the people with birdies for pictures =]
Going out to do stuff. Text me if you need me. Someone figure out what were doing tonight. I wanna hang.
I currently hate @ggserena and @hrtofthematter
Off to Nashvegas! When its time to party, we will party hard!
Engaged and Underage, LOL. This show makes me feel better about my life.
I want chocolate real bad right now. I’m sure a fattie.
Seeing Gamer with @levibenton, Wyatt, and Josh at The Greene. Yay for awesome brodowns. Definitely needed.
Well, @kndrsaysrad is now on #edgewatch for thinking doing something while smoking makes a person talented. #edgewatch
Seeing Game with @levibenton, Wyatt, and Josh at The Greene. Yay for awesome brodowns. Definitely needed.
Way to go Kanye! You’re the man! Right on!
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “9/11” “9/11 who?” “I thought you said you’d never forget!” Happy 9/11 everyone =] #9-11
When does a pentagon have four sides? When it intersects a plane! Happy 9/11 everyone! =] #9-11
#followfriday go follow @racingrick124 or you suck
Not a single text message from anyone today. Idk if thats good or bad.
I’m on stickam! Come hang out with me! http://www.stickam.com/kungfumaster
Is it still too soon to make 9/11 jokes?