I hate when people say "god" doesnt exist
HURR DURR I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE I WAS HERE BEFORE THE BIG BANG I KNOW! Which god? Whos god? There are hundreds of idealized gods, and you actually have the audacity to make such a bold statement as none of them exist? Fuck you. Dont tell me what does and doesnt exist,
Somebody paypal me $25 so I can have a tank of gas...
my paypal email thing is firstname.lastname@example.org 25 bucks isn’t that much, right? Yeah, I don’t actually expect this to work.
who do you do merch for?
Nobody currently. I chose to take the first half of the year off to take care of my sick mother, but she’s doing better now and I’m ready to get back out on the road, so if you’ve got a job offer, feel free to send it my way. Ask me anything
what are three things you love?
Dogs, Tech, and Rock’n’roll Ask me anything
Why is your blog all formspring questions? hahah....
I was actually just noticing the same thing. I’m gonna stop posting the random junk to twitter and just leave it on formspring. The good stuff will still be coming though. And I’m horrible about writing in my blog, so we’ll work on that too I guess. Got any advice about what to write about? Ask me anything
How many licks does it take to get to the center...
It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc. But since you asked this question, i went and got a tootsie pop and just made it to the center in 252 licks. Ask me anything
What is your favorite color? :)
Green. Not lime or Forest green. Like Emerald Green. Just straight, GREEN Ask me anything
are you still straight edge?
Yes, I am. I actually hit my 10 year anniversary this month. Ask me anything
or hit me at http://www.formspring.me/hellokansas it’ll all make it here anyway.
what are your opinions on long distant...
Most of my relationships have been long distance. I believe if both parties can stand it, it makes for a stronger relationship, and if they can’t stand it, they’re not meant to be together. Not saying relationships that aren’t long distance aren’t perfectly fine, but out of those relationships, the ones that could, if put in the situation, handle long distance, those are...
what are traits you find attractive in a girl?
I like girls that wear boots. Ask me anything
What is the youngest you would date?
That really depends on the girl. Ask me anything
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say “no,...– Me
I second the redhead motion (: Down with...
Haha, I admire your enthusiasm but I never said down with gingers. If you read down, I previously said Girl’s Don’t Have Souls, so if you’re gonna down the ginger’s for it, it wouldn’t really be fair to have a double standard. Ask me anything
haha i thought i would let you know, i just...
Haha, I had to sit there and think of the best word for it. It was either minglee’s or minglettes and I figured they all better be women, so minglettes fit. Ask me anything
Who are you talking to/dating?
Thats not really something I’m discussing with an anonymous user(probably an ex girlfriend). The people who I know and love are privy to that information. Ask me anything
What's your favorite color jelly bean?
Depends on the brand of jelly bean. Every brand has different flavors. Ask me anything
Italian food, mexican food, or sushi?
Sushi, I guess. But I love food. All kinds of food. Call me a glutton, but I don’t even eat when I’m hungry anymore. I eat for entertainment. Ask me anything
it's true, we don't have souls.
Sorry! I just spit the truth! Ask me anything
carryonnow asked: ummm...so who would win in a battle...darth vader or the terminator?
cause red heads are awesome :) hahaha
Yep, redheads rule. Gingers, on the other hand, do not have souls. Ask me anything
Why are you refusing to mingle?
I’m already talking to someone and I feel it would be dishonest to continue mingling when I’m already trying to make something work. To both the girl and the minglettes. Ask me anything
psh. blondes or brunettes. why not redheads?...
Haha, I’m a big fan of redheads. Not gonna lie. Ask me anything
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad,...
Single and ready to mingle?
Haha…um…Single, and refusing to mingle? Ask me anything
Good answer. Blondes or brunettes?
I’ve dated both. Not really sure I like one more than the other though. I don’t know, lets go with dark haired women. Ask me anything
Boxers of briefs?
Boxer briefs. The Hanes comfort soft kind. In Neutral colors. Ask me anything
Why are you one of my favorite people? :D
Because you have horrible taste in favorite people! =P Ask me anything
what is your favorite season/time of the year? go.
I like all of the seasons except fall. I don’t really dislike fall, there’s just nothing that great about it besides the temperature being kind of nice. I love snow though, so I guess winter? Ask me anything
You must have really bad taste in women.
Can we change the subject? Nobody knows any of those girls, and none of them pay attention to these things, so your inflammatory comments aren’t really going to accomplish anything. Ask me anything
Every single girl you've dated has cheated on you?...
In the last 5 years. I believe there was one prior to that who didn’t cheat. Its not as impressive as it sounds, thats only like 4 girls, i think. Ask me anything
Why do you hate all of your ex-girlfriend's so...
Well seeing as this is probably one of them still trying to ruin my life… None of the girl’s I’ve dated in the last 5 years have managed to date me without cheating on me, and then those that I’ve chosen to try and keep in my life after the relationship all continue to lie to me about their day to day life. Moral of the story - Girls Don’t Have Souls Ask me...
Women. Can't live with em, and they won't go out...
This has to end here This has to end right now No longer can we wait for things to all work out Just open up your eyes And look past your front door Your sisters in the streets and your brothers at war Compassion has been lost in a nation built by greed But we could be a generation that is truly free No longer will we answer To a king who wears a crown But a king who ruled through peace Then laid...
who's the first girl you ever thought you loved?...
Her name was Kelly, and my favorite candy is definitely those fancy jelly beans with the 100 flavors. Ask me anything
Do you support gay marriage?
I don’t feel strongly one way or another on the subject. So, no, I don’t support gay marriage. I’m not really opposed to it though either. Ask me anything
Are you happy?
I’m not sad. I guess I’m happy. There are alot of good things going on in my life(including you). I find myself more filled with rage and indignation than anything else. I feel the need to protest the world and every disgusting thing about it. I’m happy about alot of things though, so if I can be both at the same time, I am. Ask me anything
emilygude asked: thanks for the follow!
or hit me at http://www.formspring.me/hellokansas
10 things you'd like to put your dick in besides a...
Boxers, Briefs, Sweatpants, Slacks, Jorts, Jeans, Your butthole, Gym Shorts, Regular shorts, and my Swimsuit. Ask me anything
teaandkittens-deactivated201011 asked: Hi. I like your ears. (:
how to be human
avoid uniforms. they ruin lives. make sure to keep an open mind but don’t put anything with a right angle in your ass. share. some people ain’t got shit, but you got shit. look at you with all your shit. nobody needs that much shit. piss on ya! stop giving a fuck. if you find yourself feeling self-conscious or shy just evaluate all of the fucks that you are currently giving, consider the merit...
who are the 3 most beautifully stunning people on...
My best friend Kendra, Betty White, and the first girl I ever thought I loved Ask me anything
What are you most afraid of?
Leaving this world without having changed it at all. Ask me anything
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most...
You has a pertty mouf, wanna test it out?
Do I want to test my own mouth out? Pretty sure I started that like 24 years ago… Ask me anything