September 2010
Sep 30th
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CHRISTIANS ARE PARTYING HARDER AND HAVING BETTER... →
“I hate Christianity. Actually, allow me to rephrase that.  Hate is a strong and distasteful word. I have a complete and utter disdain for the current social state of Christianity in today’s society.   Quick: what are the first words that come to mind when you think “Christian”? Jesus? Ok, good, you’re on the right track. Un-cool? So very.  Anyone who believes in God has got to be...
Sep 30th
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kimphotog asked: yeah, your tumblr and your face are causing me to have an internet crush on you. creepers gon' creep:/
Sep 30th
Sep 30th
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Sep 28th
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“Out critics are our friends. They show us our faults.”
– Benjamin Franklin
Sep 28th
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers...
Sep 27th
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Here's to the kids who try their hardest to be...
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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I need new pen pals
Well…sorta. email me,  hellokansas@gmail.com lets get to know each other.
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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sometimes at night, i just like to scroll through...
Sep 25th
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aim - helloxkansas
lets chat. please lead with your tumblr url, so i can figure out who you are. =P
Sep 25th
hatemyguts asked: haha my roomate took this picture.
http://tinypic.com/r/31658ci/7

that's so funny
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Do any of you lovely people use a tumblr app?
I’m just reading about third party tumblr apps and web services and stuff but all of the reviews are kind of vague and i don’t feel like downloading 15 different apps to try them all and decide which ones best.  Does anyone use a third party app or web service to post or view tumblr?  Anyone wanna recommend one for me to try?
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
I'm such an interweb creeper...
When I follow someone, I go all out. Some dude just followed me on twitter, and I’ve never met/spoke to him before but I know one of my best friends is friends with him, so I followed him back.  Upon viewing his twitter, I saw that it linked to his tumblr, so I was like “cool, I love new tumblrs” and followed him on tumblr too.  As I was browsing his tumblr, I found a post about...
Sep 24th
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Love Bomb : : : ItStartsWith.Us: Bombing Mission:... →
dropalovebomb: Hey everyone, Man, this is a hard one. Bonnie is a sweet woman who was suggested to us by one of our own team members (her niece!), Rachael. Bonnie lost her second son in a motorcycle accident recently, and she writes, “Forty Percent….Gone. If I break it down by the numbers that is my loss…
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
deathpersonified asked: Oh hello there. (: You seem awesome and you're quite handsome as well. I'd like to get to know you.
Sep 23rd
tastybrunette asked: Thanks for following :) Your puppy is adorable btw! <3
Sep 23rd
Sep 19th
Listen Bane - Can We Start Again Can we start again...
Sep 19th
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I need a haircut.
Who wants to come over and cut my hair for me?
Sep 18th
(763): He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
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oliviawilber asked: 1. If you could be an animal, what kind would you be and why?
2. If you could be friends with any fictional character(s), who would it be and why?
3. What is your favorite place that you've been to/where do you want to go the most?
Sep 17th
Talk to me in my ask box.
hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
And now I realize that all of this means nothing...
Sep 17th
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Sep 15th
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Mustache Regalia: Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky! →
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG  WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.  HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP  FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,” WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK  “GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.” MANY PEOPLE AT NASA...
Sep 15th
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Go follow me on twitter - @hellokansas
Sep 14th
Sep 14th
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Driving Etiquette
You would think most people have driving etiquette…if you’re a retard. That’s why I feel the need to inform readers about rules of the road, and a little advice to go with it. It’s pretty long so don’t feel you need to take it all in at once. Editor’s Note: That’s what he said.  1) As you can see it’s been snowing as of late. When you go to scrape...
Sep 13th
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50 ways to cope with stress
Get up 15 minutes earlier.  Prepare for the morning the night before.  Don’t rely on your memory … write things down.  Repair things that don’t work properly.  Make duplicate keys.  Say “No” more often.  Set priorities in your life.  Avoid negative people.  Always make copies of important papers.  Ask for help with jobs you dislike. Break large tasks into bite sized portions.  Look at problems as...
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”
– Banksy
Sep 13th
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AIM/Skype
AIM - helloxkansas Skype - hello.kansas Txt - put your number in my ask box and I MIGHT text you.
Sep 13th
No more posts til tomorrow. The VMA's have made...
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Do you want me to tell you something really...
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th