mamaandrea asked: Just wanted to tell you that your reply to my big ole preggo belly photo the other day brought the biggest smile to my face. <3
You are an amazing person and I'm glad I know you.
You are an amazing person and I'm glad I know you.
Today was good.
Showed up to work about an hour and a half late. I overslept. Didn’t do anything all day at work. There was a flashmob at the mall. Got some Chick-Fil-A. Watching some UK Skins before going to Bible Study right now. Going to Bible Study in a little bit. Hanging out all night long with some of the awesomest people I know. I’m feeling good about today. How was your day?
Girl adds me on facebook and immediately IMs me...
Her: oiii. how many followers on tumblr?
Me: more than should care what I have to say
Me: like 900 something. i'm too lazy to look
Her: do you wanna promote me?
Me: leave me an ask and when i get on tomorrow i may
Me: hahaha, well if i remember then
Her: why cant you do it now? im hot
Anonymous asked: Ohey, you're cute.
I aint even gonna lie.
I wanna have sex.
Hello there new followers. :]
http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask How is everyone tonight?
cantkissneverclean asked: You should totally give me your jersey.
Anonymous asked: What do you think of plastic surgery?
derekpscott replied to your photo: Jersey + Thursday = Jersday! Happy Jersday… Happy Jersday!
hopeasananchor619 replied to your photo: Jersey + Thursday = Jersday! Happy Jersday… Oh goodness. :P You’re a shore whore? ;) Nope. Its thursday….and I’m wearing a jersey. Jersday. I’m trying to get everyone to embrace Jersday and post their jersey pics all day long. And I do enjoy jersey shore.
My name is Kansas and I'm a Jedi Knight. ...
An overdue letter →
iamnotgodfree: dear nathan, you are the most dependant person i’ve ever known. i’m not saying that to spite you, to feel sorry for you, or to bring you down. i’m saying that because you need to change that. you keep leaning on other people for understanding. you don’t need that, you need to look towards me.. i know you claim to have this amazing faith, and you are this awesome christian. i...
Tour Mom Says: Lesson#15: The Double Standard...... →
tourmomsays: Lesson#15: The Double Standard… srsly This blog is based solely on our experiences and opinions. We usually try to keep this blog as humorous and lighthearted as possible. This one’s pretty serious guys, but it addresses some important questions you’ve had. Don’t hate, we love you! We’ve been getting lots of mail about the double standard in the industry. It’s okay for...
Taking up internet dating as a new hobby
What should my username be? hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask
godandmisery replied to your post: Getting rid of “friends” like they’re going out of style. this is the only girl who’ll ever love me. isn’t she beautiful?
Getting rid of "friends" like they're going out of...
Having a crappy night. Text me a funny joke (347) 687-7683
tsnitch asked: you would be a llama, because llamai are cool, this you would be one
Tell me what animal you think best represents me. →
If I were an animal, what animal would I be, and why?
Anonymous asked: Linked to you off chloe's tumblr, i wanted to fill out your new follower info but looked at a few pages of your tumblr and really don't think much of you. Just another preachy straight edge kid who thinks they're better than everyone else and that their oppinions are more valid than everyone else. Needless to say, I won't be filling it out.
I do not understand...
…how people can choose drugs over their friends. If you’re really willing to end a friendship because that person doesn’t agree with you being a pothead, or snorting pills, or whatever your poison is, then honestly, I’m inclined to think that the friendship didn’t mean anything to you in the first place. I’m sorry if what I post here offends some of you, but...
Do or Die, You’ll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, You’ll never break me We want it all, We wanna play this part I won’t explain or say I’m sorry I’m unashamed, I’m gonna show my scars Give a cheer for all the broken Listen here, because it’s who we are I’m just a man, I’m not a hero Just a boy, who had to...
jukebox-breakdown asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7u1vJlLFa4
I’ve been thinking that, uh, you know, sometimes, I can be kind of obnoxious in a really fun and entertaining way and since it’s already come up, you did mention that I was cute. Although now that I think about it, bunny rabbits and kittens are cute, so maybe it wasn’t the compliment that I thought it was. But here’s the thing. I like you when you’re not being really unnecessarily mean to me. ...
kayladaumen-deactivated20120906 asked: DATE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE. GO!
Lets chat! I'll answer anything! →
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I know its been said more than enough...
…but there are few things that irritate me more than people who talk about smoking weed on the internet. People who post pictures of weed, people who post pictures of pictures of themselves smoking weed, people post pictures of their bongs, bowls, blunts, or whatever else you use are included in this statement. You’re real freaking cool for being a degenerate pothead. I realize...
dirtyteeth-deactivated20120509 asked: what do you mean you're not sure emotional intelligence is a real thing?
it's the zombie apocalypse--what's your survival...
I do have a plan. I actually have an entire file with all the details that I keep under my mattress Unfortunately I can’t disclose it on the internet. After the apocalypse, bandits and raiders will be looking for any and all well supplied targets. The internet will likely be compromised and putting my plan online would put both myself and my party(still being selected) at risk. Ask...
have you always hated...
No. Actually I haven’t always hated cats. Once upon a time, Kansas had a love for all household pets. And then he discovered what complete and total evil looks like, and he has hated cats ever since. Ask me anything. Be dirty. Talk shit. Tell me a secret.
Making a video for my 2000th post
What do you wanna see? What do you wanna know? What do you want me to talk about?
So, post 2000...
Its been decided that I’m going to make a video. I guess an “introduction” video. What do you wanna know about me? What do you wanna know about anything. I’ll answer just about any question you ask in said video, I’ll talk about anything you want me to talk about, so tell me what you want. Ask me questions about anything. Me. My roommates. Tour. Life. My...
statehate replied to your post: Make a video.
What kind of video? Like a sex tape?
7 posts until my 2000th post.
well, 6 now, I guess. Someone gimme something awesome to do for post number 2000. I didn’t even notice number 1000. It was probably back when twitter still hooked up to tumblr so my page was constantly flooded with crap. Either way. I wanna do something fun for 2000. I mean, 2000. How many 2000ths do you have in your life time? Yeah. A lot. I know. What do you think? I feel...
If we don't know what we've got til it is gone...
…then I hope that everyone loses everything really soon. Even me.