May 2011
Humor is a dead language on the internet.
May 30th
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Society is wrong. Dead wrong. We’re taught to...
May 29th
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I struggle a lot with loving people.
It’s really easy to love your friends or people that are doing right by you, but when someone attacks me or disagrees with me or “wrongs me” I constantly have this attitude that I have to fight back, or lash out, or hurt them like they’re hurting me. It’s not me. It’s not the attitude or school of thought that I claim to represent. Destroying everyone that...
May 29th
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May 28th
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“Isn’t God supposed to be good? Isn’t He supposed to love us? Does God want us to...”
– C.S. Lewis
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I am living rent-free in your head.
May 28th
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tarynsever-deactivated20120828 asked: so where is all of your hate mail coming from? christians. how about loving on matt and if you have a problem calling him out in a private setting? there is no love here... re-evaluate your judgements. "brothers and sisters we've got to stand together. this hope is all that keeps us strong"
May 28th
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So, I just went to add someone I’d met a music festival a little while ago on facebook and immediately received a message telling me that she’d been warned about me, and she wasn’t down.  This is exactly why you should keep your opinions to yourselves everyone.  Because sooner or later, nobody will want to be your friend.
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: You're always on my tumblr crushes. I feel so weird but I always like your stuff. And good for you for calling sluts out. Someone needs to. It's not like you alone are goof to set back women by calling it like it is.

But yeah keep up the snakiness. I love it.
May 27th
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klocox asked: God Matt, why are you such a complete jackass!
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Like this and I'll hit you in the face with a...
Goodnight Tumblr.
May 27th
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It always blows me away when I, for whatever reason, end up on some cheating scumbag’s facebook page and I notice that pretty much every girl I know is practically his best friend.
May 27th
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Someday, I'm gonna have a wife,
And she’s gonna be just like Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side.
May 27th
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I am incredibly awkward and negative. I get...
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tiffanydenise-deactivated201107 asked: you're an idiot.
May 27th
Just finished reading Green Lantern: Rebirth.
So damn good.
May 26th
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May 25th
Only 30 days until my birthday.
What’re you getting me?
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People who remake their tumblr's because for no...
The internet is full of shady people.
May 25th
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May 25th
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feminism this, feminism that, blah blah, racial slur, slut slut, go vegan! xxx, your music sucks
May 25th
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If you're not following xVeganVancex, then you're...
http://xveganvancex.tumblr.com/ Consistently one of my favorite tumblrs around.
May 25th
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I'm looking forward to Cornerstone so much its...
I legitimately haven’t even looked at whos playing this year.  I just wanna see everyone.
May 25th
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Think I might change my blog to a Bill Murray...
Yay?  Nay?
May 25th
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