February 2012
I'm gone until April 5th
I won’t be on here for the next 40 days. I feel like its taking up a considerable portion of my life and I don’t see anything beneficial coming from that. I’d love to still hear from you though. Feel free to email me hellokansas@gmail.com or text/call if you have my number.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Kansas: Both of these girls are the same kind of girl. Give me a girl who owns a d20 or a couple level 85s and I'll get excited.
I successfully just proved that you can in fact...
Always happy to tackle the more difficult questions in life guys.
seafoamgreenx asked: There's no changing Matt's hate for cats, guys. It's deep-rooted and long-lasting. In 2007 he bleached a skunk streak down my black cat and I cried. He don't give a fuck.
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tempus-edax replied to your post: TODAY RULES! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
you have a lady? good for you :)
Nope. I’ll be spending the day delivering other people’s Valentine’s Day gifts. Its the feel good job of the century. I’m giving 300 Valentine’s to people I don’t know that I didn’t have to pay for!
TODAY RULES! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
QUIT ALL YOUR BITCHING! Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you have someone you love or even someone you’re just gonna have a good time with to enjoy it with. IF YOU DON’T then I hope that you can quit being selfish for 24 hours, keep your whiney mouth shut, and let someone else enjoy something. It doesn’t all have to be about you all the damn time.
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chelseasomer replied to your post: im gonna unfollow you because you are being such a dick disliking cats. have one first, see how much love they can give, and then make your own conclusion based on your experience, but DONT JUDGE such a lovely animal, they dont deserve it.
omg you dont like cats excuse me while i go cry about it because it really is my business and should totally bother me...
me-owth asked: what has led you down the path of cat hatred? Their faces are cute :<
Anonymous asked: im gonna unfollow you because you are being such a dick disliking cats. have one first, see how much love they can give, and then make your own conclusion based on your experience, but DONT JUDGE such a lovely animal, they dont deserve it.
Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU BRO CATS ARE AWESOME.
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meganpicturetaker asked: If you die, a dog will sit there and starve. A cat? A cat will EAT you!
Anonymous asked: lol yes having a pet causes troubles in relationships and your whole lifestyle, right? are you fucking retarded? where did you get this offensive "research" from? I am a guy with 2 cats. I don't spend most of my time indoors; infact, i'm a traveler. cats are easy to care for because they aren't needy. you can't leave a dog home for the weekend. not only that,...
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Anonymous asked: You get a Ron Swanson tattoo, you'll be my new hero.
Anonymous asked: you write really good? but seriously finding a correlations between having cats and being single? are you serious?
gildedmoonmermaid asked: Welp, my cat is actually more affectionate than most dogs I've owned and has never shredded a paper or urinated anywhere other than in his litterbox. Maybe he's not actually a cat?
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Are your cat's keeping you single?
As young women leave the family home and strike off on their own, it’s only natural that they seek out small domestic comforts. In college or else when they move to the big city to try out a career, there is a longing for companionship. Cat ownership is the gauze that often fills that void. Felines appear reliable and easy to maintain. They never leave the home and girls, so anxious for a...
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lyonsbrandon-deactivated2012060 asked: Where's that piece you wrote a while back on why cats are the single most reason for Christian woman staying single? I wanna read that shit.
jennadarlinggg asked: If given the chance I actually would attempt to cuddle with a bear :P
jennadarlinggg asked: You seem super nice. Just putting that out there... :)
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Somebody, anybody
Let’s play the “marry, fuck, kill” game. Send me some names in my ask. Let’s do this. I want a bunch.
http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask http://hellokansas.tumblr.com/ask
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Every time a girl likes that post, I get stoked and think “OH! A NASHVILLE BABE WHOS INTERESTED IN HAVING FUN TOMORROW!”
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But none of you are from Nashville.
Why don’t I follow any girls from Nashville on here? I’m trying to take someone out on a Valentine’s Day date. I WANT to pay for everything. All they’ve gotta do is be cool. Typical.
Anonymous asked: 7579038321 found this girls number on facebook. been tryin to get it forever.
