You aren’t Straight Edge if…
…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.
…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.
you fuck every Straight Edge in Utah. its not like when you suck their dick you going to absorb some of their XXX. i...
Whoa Matt, CDC is tight. lol.
You watch R-rated movies.
^^^^^^^^^ Beefin’ over hair products. Real life shit.
You aren’t straight edge if you spoil your dinner with sweets.
…if Matt says you aren’t.
Who cares. Y’all are talking about pomade. Grow up.
… if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
Haha Detroit straight edge? You listen to tyrant and shit? And I’m the poser, you faggots listen to bands like cdc and...
First rule of straight edge: don’t talk about straight edge.
You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.
This is by far the dumbest thing ive ever read
Except not, because that junk takes forever to get out.
you arent straight edge if u pee like a lady dog.
MY LAST NAME IS MURRAY
