You aren’t Straight Edge if…
…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.
…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.
you fuck every Straight Edge in Utah. its not like when you suck their dick you going to absorb some of their XXX. i...
Whoa Matt, CDC is tight. lol.
You watch R-rated movies.
^^^^^^^^^ Beefin’ over hair products. Real life shit.
…if Matt says you aren’t.
Who cares. Y’all are talking about pomade. Grow up.
You aren’t straight edge if you spoil your dinner with sweets.
… if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.
Except not, because that junk takes forever to get out.
you arent straight edge if u pee like a lady dog.
